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"which gas station, can discount?"?

偷了条鱼，没敢杀，我一心用水丧命它。

I bought a fish and didn't dare to kill it. I want to drown it with water.

叫人还花钱，就像是暗恋一样，总真是客气话说！当你鼓起勇气话说了，搞不好连朋友都没得继续做！

Asking people to pay back money is like secret love. I always feel embarrassed to say it! When you summon up the courage to say, maybe you can't even make friends!

我以为我是红酒，是并不需要专的，后来我才发掘出我是板蓝根，一心到我的都有病。

I thought I was red wine and needed to be tasted. Later, I found out that I was Banlangen and all the people who came to me were sick.

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